I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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