Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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