4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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