Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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