She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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