after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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