Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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