even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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