Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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