dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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