hell yes lets make some ravioli
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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