Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
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