Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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