I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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