Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
so let's talk penis.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I'm at about main and main street
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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