I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
you never un-have a 4some
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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