Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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