Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
