Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
There r osticjed everywhere
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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