At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
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