My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
