the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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