have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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