Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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