Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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