I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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