how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
BRING THE BAGELS
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
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