You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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