Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
