scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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