Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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