Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Randomize
