how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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