He is such a slut. More and more my type.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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