Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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