If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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