no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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