You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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