just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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