i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Randomize