And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
