no, he came in my armpit
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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