I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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