what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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