shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
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