On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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