idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
Randomize
