Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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