i jhust puked up my retainher.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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