I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
Randomize
