i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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