We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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