I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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